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It’s Up To Justin Trudeau To Make America Great Again

We need a Canadian who might be Fidel Castro’s love child to Make America Great Again.

Yes, I know this sounds wild, but we already entrusted a former steak salesman/reality TV show superstar to do this. However, since becoming president Donald Trump has continued his practice of deferring to the opinion of family members.

New York magazine reported Friday that Trump’s decision to forgo his “America First” foreign policy and strike Syria with 59 Tomahawk missiles was strongly supported by his son-in-law Jared Kushner. Trump went forward with the decision despite the concern of White House chief strategist Steve Bannon. Kushner, a lifelong Democrat, has reportedly gained clout in the Trump administration, and a source told The Daily Caller that people close to Bannon are worried the former Breitbart executive is about to be let go.

Bannon might have been with President Trump during the campaign, but he’s not family. Kushner and Ivanka now both have formal White House roles and it seems unlikely Trump would fire his own daughter and her husband.

That is, unless they separate.

Let’s take a look at the Kushner family play book. Kushner’s father who went to prison for campaign finance violations, tax evasion, and witness tampering hired a prostitute to seduce his snitch brother-in-law and then sent the video of the interaction to his sister.

Luckily we don’t need a prostitute for our devious scheme, heartthrob Justin Trudeau will do just fine. Just take a peek at the pictures of him and Ivanka at the White House. You’d never want to see your significant other look at a Canadian prime minister in this manner.

WASHINGTON, DC – FEBRUARY 13: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (R) helps Ivanka Trump with he chair during a roundtable discussion on the advancement of women entrepreneurs and business leaders at the White House February 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. Later in the day Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will joing U.S. President Donald Trump in a joint news conference. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images) Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaks alongside Ivanka Trump, daughter of US President Donald Trump, during a roundtable discussion on women entrepreneurs and business leaders in the Cabinet Room of the White House in Washington, DC, February 13, 2017. SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sits alongside Ivanka Trump (R), daughter of US President Donald Trump, during a roundtable discussion on women entrepreneurs and business leaders in the Cabinet Room of the White House in Washington, DC, February 13, 2017. SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaks alongside Ivanka Trump (C), daughter of US President Donald Trump, and Dawn Farrell (R), President and CEO of TransAlta Corporation, during a roundtable discussion on women entrepreneurs and business leaders in the Cabinet Room of the White House in Washington, DC, February 13, 2017. SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images

After the spicy summit pictured above, Trudeau invited Ivanka to come watch a musical with him. The Love Gods clearly want this to happen. Let’s just hope Bannon isn’t right about Kushner being a cuck.